THE GUYS AND GALS AT WEM

If you'd like to take a look at the WEM contingent attending the Severn Valley Railway 1940's weekend in June 2003, click here, or here for them frightening the children at Croft Castle's WWII weekend.   Oh who do you think you are kidding Mr. Hitler...............

So, you’d finally like to meet the chaps you’re dealing with here? We’re really not such a sad bunch at WEM, and love meeting new friends from all over the world.

First of all, Dave Carter (with his girlfriend, Frankie)

Age: 46
Sex: Sometimes
Height: 5 ft 10 ins
Build: Skinny
Occupation: Research and Development Manager, Chief Accountant, Webmaster, but mainly Teaboy
Favourite Ship: Admires anything carrying a 15 inch weapon or larger

Next, Caroline Snyder (with Rumbly the Siamese cat)

Age: 46
Sex: With computer mainly
Height: 5ft 7ins
Build: Subsiding
Occupation: Business/Advertising Manager, and Equipment Indestructability tester
Favourite Ship: Admires anything carrying a 15 inch weapon or larger.. married to John Snyder ;^)

and John Snyder

Sex: ;^)
Age: 61
Height: Just right
Build: Cuddly
Occupation: Architectural Historian, Net Surfer, Historic Paint and Camouflage Expert.. Barbeque Manager, Potato Digger, and WEM dogsbody
Favourite Ship.. daft bloody question.. Vietnam vet.. served on USS BAINBRIDGE DLGN-25 1966-70

 

And then, Peter Hall

Sex: Probably
Age: Jurassic
Height: 5ft 10ins in his stockings, but we won’t go into that..
Build: Mainly 1/350 Scale
Occupation: Ex-Fleet Air Arm CPO, Master-Maker and teller of old salty sea stories
Favourite Ship: Always had a soft spot for the tribals.. not sure if he was talking about the ships or the women

And Barry Keeler, WEM Paintmeister/Farbenmeister.. responsible for COLOURCOATS 

Sex: Depends on amount of paint fumes inhaled..
Age: 56
Height: 5ft 10"
Build: Impressive!
Occupation: Trying to be retired without much success.
Favourite Ship: USS ENTERPRISE!!!!!!!

 

Now on to Peter Ashford (Caroline's indispensible Dad)

Sex: Too old
Age: Too old
Height: Shrinking (in most departments)
Build: Used to be skinny
Occupation: Financial Manager/Relief Packer
Favourite Ship: Any one with a bar

Then there's the packing team (the ones to blame when you get the wrong stuff turn up):

Jackie Smith

Sex: Never, according to her husband
Age: Still counting the rings
Height: Minimal
Build: Strapping
Occupation: Despatch and Export Manager
Favourite Ship: Oriana, Arcadia, QE2.. in fact any one on which she might meet a millionaire

Martin Quelch

Sex: Refuses to answer on the grounds he might incriminate himself.
Age: Remembers his first Airfix kit was the wooden model of his dad's dugout canoe.
Height: Still growing....so he says.
Build: Slim........git!
Occupation: The Other Despatch and Export Manager
Favourite Ship: The luxury yacht he's going to buy when we give him the promised pay rise...........errm, it's just these things take time to go through the admin dept......honest!

 

then

the late Rumbly, the ancient Blue Point Siamese Cat

Sex: Not after his operation
Age on crossing the bar on 3rd July 2005: somewhere in the region of 17 years
Height: About 12 inches, excluding odd shaped tail
Build: Fat
Occupation: Boss
Favourite Pastime: Deterring invading farm dogs...and of course always willing to help in the office.

Farewell old friend!

 

And  Spot The Cat... an involuntary addition to the South Farm division of WEM who decided this would be a fine place to take up residence.

Sex: Female
Age: Around 18 months
Height: Variable
Build: Pantheresque
Occupation: Walking over John's Macintosh, formulating Communist plots to upset the Capitalistic expansion of ship model sales across the world..
Favourite Pastime: Walking over John's computer/printer/keyboard..

...and finally, the twins, Jake and Tikka.  These two rather oddly proportioned freaks have now arrived to shatter Spot's peace and quiet.  Bloody kids!

   

 

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